Why is it that doctors all have that same smug look? The one that says 'I'm better than you and you know it'. I hate it. There is only one doctor who does not have that look - Dr Caley. He doesn't need it. Every other doctor does. I saw two separate doctors today. Dr Wilson - a fat, toad-like woman who speaks in a monotone and appears to have no personality. I went to have a contraceptive implant inserted and she was to do this. Dear god, that woman is flat! I've met door handles with more personality that her. The otherwas Dr Ferguson - a small, Irish-sounding psychiatrist with an unnerving habit of asking what turns out to be a poorly phrased question and stares at you while you allow your brain to grasp that he'd just asked a question (poor phrased as it was) and is requiring an answer. The staring is extremely off-putting. Both have that look in common. I have noticed that quite a lot of pharmacists have also perfected it. I don't like it one bit. These people make me feel small and awkward and these feelings exacerbate my extreme clumsiness.

 

For these reasons I have decided to declare a war on doctors (minus Dr Caley) - especially psychiatrists. I escpecially HATE psychiatrists. The way they act like they know me but in reality have no clue and I'm not going to help them. Dammit.